Cruel Intentions (1999)reviewed by Brian "The Naked Gun" Felts
So Kathryn, played by Sarah Michelle Geller (The Grudge) and Sebastian, played by Ryan Phillipe (Crash,)
are step-brother and sister who attend a high-class private New York school, whose parents are never around,
so they create all sorts of hell. Being teenagers they use that most wonderful of tools, sex. Sebastian and
Kathryn make a bet that Sebastian can have sex with the new headmaster's daughter Annette, played by Reese
Witherspoon (Vanity Fair,) who has a national article about how she is waiting for marriage before she has
sex. If Kathryn wins, she gets his car, if Sebastian wins he gets Kathryn, and he gets to stick it anywhere.
If you have seen Dangerous Liaisons then this is the 'modern' take. I have not. Nor do I want to.
I did not care for the story. The story about rich kids manipulating other people just to get laid or
to control people does not thrill me. The only thing that I like about the story is the scene where Kathryn
objects to the fact that it appears to be socially acceptable for guys to f*ck anything that moves but if a
woman does it she's considered a whore. Nice point, just a long way to get there. Nothing else can be deemed
of quality from the script.
I thought the acting was incredible average, save for one person. Phillipe and Witherspoon are uninspiring
in their roles and Selma Blair (The Sweetest Thing), who plays Cecile, does a wonderful job of being annoying
in every scene. If she meant to then it is an award winning performance, if she didn't then she has acting
issues.
Geller was by far the best performer in the movie. She had to play the doppelganger of Kathryn who
has to be a good girl around everyone else but could be herself around Sebastian. I thought she pulled
it off great. But then again, her constant talk about sex was distracting me in almost every scene so
she could have been horrible and I wouldn't know. But I will error on the side of her and say she did
a good job.
I wanted to see SMG in this movie before I heard about the kiss scene between her and Blair. After watching
it, it wasn't half the turn on as her talk in the fist scene. Because of that, and SMG in general, I own
this movie, so I won't give it the rating it deserves, but its Sarah Michelle Geller, I never think straight
when it involves her.
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