Brian Felts Deuce Bigalow :
European Gigalo
reviewed by Brian "The Naked Gun" Felts

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This is the third nominee for worst film of the year and by far the most f*cking disgusting movie I have seen in a long time. Rob Schneider is not leading man material and I don't know why Adam Sandler continues to produce his movies.

So Deuce Bigalow, played by Rob Schneider (The Animal,) goes to Amsterdam to prove his pimp friend, TJ, played by Eddie Griffin (Undercover Brother,) is not the killer of a multitude of European Male Whores.

Like I said this is a disgusting, nasty movie. Disgusting can be funny, There's Something About Mary, that was funny disgusting. I guess because there is an invisible line you do not cross and Bigalow jumps in with both feet and embraces it. It is just f*cking sick and I have a sick sense of humor. Also, this movie isn't funny. Not once did I laugh. I smiled a few times but that's it. Most of the time I was trying to keep my bile from exploding in my stomach. I don't know if I will ever watch a Rob Schneider movie again.

I feel horrible for the Dutch actress Hanna Verboom. She was the love interest in this movie, and the only real actor attempting to do so. She is drop dead gorgeous and I hope she does not stop making American films.

I refuse to talk about this movie anymore. I hope somebody takes all copies of this film and make Rob Schneider wipe the ass of all diuretic sheep in the country and then bath in it. That is only half as disgusting as this movie is.

Brian - the Naked Gun